Brilliant - And So Diabolical

So what happens when your bff starts college and becomes so busy acclimating that he no longer makes time to go for a walk with you in the evening?

If you’re our Aussie Snickers, you tippy-toe into his room when nobody’s around and scour the trash-strewn floor. You nose past the assorted socks, the Madden game from 2003, the flip-flops, the Madden game from 2004, the Algebra textbook, the Madden game from 2005, the cargo shorts, the Madden game from 2006, the iPod charger, the Madden game from 2007 and the remote control for the TV, and you zero in on the item that means the most to him – his cell phone.

And then you chew the crap out of it.

Message received.

Snickers

Son Four's formerly functional phone